82) You now call anything you're walking over that isn't concrete "terrain". 83) You bought scotch eggs from tesco this week as you were feeling rather nostalgic. 84) You now know never to tell jokes involving elephants ever again for fear of Amy and her meat cleaver. 85) As much as you loved being a member of what started out as cook team Lovatt, you'd rather not be a part of cook team Hitler. 86) You critique all literary efforts in relation to the waltzing waters poem. 87) You've spent 40 minutes full of wonder and awe, but still with that niggling feeling that you should have actually sat in the front row! 88) You were actually glad to arrive because it meant the torture that was the incredibly bad disco inferno mix would be switched off. You're actually still seeing the psychiatrist for disco inferno the first time round. 89) You now have a zombie plan. 90) Every time someone uses "bring me" in conversation you instantly flash back and think of the hilarity, but then remember the annoyance of the fact it took you the best part of 10 minutes to relace your shoe. 91) You're still torn between who should have been Alex's understudy. 92) No human can put a price on naked time, but the hot tub nazi tried. 93) You've been shown the bruises where the hot tub nazi tried. 94) Your love of bacon o'clock meant that when the fire alarm went off, you took your bacon sandwich outside with you and carried on eating. 95) You're still anticipating how amazing but how marginally disrespectful it would have been to have "My heart will go on" in the Celine Dion's greatest hits section at waltzing waters.
_________________ Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?
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