The Cecilian Society

Discuss....

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

At least 35...
1 to hold it and the other 34 to drink enough at the after party until the room spins around.

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

14. One to suggest a lightbulb and 13 others to discuss whether the lightbulb would involve the chorus enough.

McMeeks xx:-)

One, who holds all responsibility and all the plans, and the rest of the cast to pick up the pieces when they disappear.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

One to actually do it and about 15 "retired" members to comment on the forum that when they used to do it, it was in a more organised manner?!

Ben x

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As if by magic... I disappeared.

Five:

1 to hold the stepladder
1 to fireproof the stepladder
1 to distract the Health and Safety inspector
1 to screw the lightbulb
1 to tell the other four NOT TO TELL THE CAST that the tech run has been delayed because the previous lightbulb fell and smashed on the stage and could have killed someone

(one for the oldies, there...)

Two, the tricky part is getting them in there in the first place.*




*this joke is sponsored by Ewan Maclean.

One and one only, Rob McMillan.

5. One to screw in the bulb, and 4 to snigger at the word "screw"

He he. Screw.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

I don't know, although I very much like all of the above suggestions
- here is how many students it takes to change a lightbulb...

Glasgow Uni - Seventy-six - one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold counter-protest

Strathclyde - Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch

Caledonian - Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time

RSAMD - Five - one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it

Edinburgh - One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him

Heriot Watt - Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one

Napier - Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for it

St Andrews - Five - one to arrange the party, two to co-ordinate the press, one to call the electrician, and one to get daddy to pay for it all.

Dundee - Ten - one to buy and fit the bulb, and nine to petition for the electrification of Dundee

Aberdeen - Two - One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure

Stirling - None - Stirling looks better in the dark.