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The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
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Author:  Tiny-Dancer [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:31 pm ]
Post subject:  The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
1. He drinks Buckfast.
2. He sounds like a dolphin when he climaxes.
3. He thinks that because her sister gave him a moment of her time, that they are friends.
4. He spends more time getting ready than she does.
5. He pulled her trousers down on the weekend away.
6. He gives explicit details about their sex life, and thinks it's all automatically ok if he ends it with 'jokeeeesss!'
7. Whenever she tells him to 'shhh', he replies with 'you're a fukin shhhh'
8. Her friends like him more than she does
9. He thinks he's from 8 Mile
10. A seal has a hairier body than him.

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Author:  Essyfessy [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
11. He is a former chess champion.
Author:  MissE [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
12. He claims his dad invented EVERYTHING
Author:  HezyW [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
13 -He and Lucy love each other a very unhealthy amount - just get together!!
Author:  jozza gezza [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
guess what?.......... good guess
Author:  Murray [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
Niall go to bed....nnnnnnnno!
I don't play ruggers and play football instead
I don't wear Canterburys
her vagina is too big for me to satisfy her
statements such as the one above
Author:  Pippi [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
She's a cougar and he is a 12-year-old.



*Runs and hides*
Author:  MissE [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
21- After his above post he is going to have to keep AT LEAST a 5 mile radius away from me
22- His profile picture on this forum
Author:  HezyW [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The 25 Reasons Why Niall and Cat will Never Work Out
ok, lets stop it here - i want to see you two married, it would be hilarious!!! :P
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