The Cecilian Society

1. You wake up thinking, 'need to get up for rehearsals' and couldn't be more gutted to realise that its all over.
2. You have been told to stand up more times than you can possibly imagine.
3. You were hugely entertained by the most unlikely group of boxers ever.
4. You wish more people 'air-skipped' in life.
5. Despite being driven mental by hearing all te songs sooo many times, you are currently listening to the soundtrack.
6. You now find it acceptable to wear a side-ponytail as it is now THE EIGHTIES.
7. You are counting the minutes until Thursday's rehearsal to be back with cecilians.
8. You are still trying to get cream off of your glasses.
9. You know the joys of thin scones.
10 You have no problem going to your afternoon class in the dress you wore last night.
11 You think that some people took the 'you give a little love and it all comes back to you' philosophy slightly too literally.
12 You know who would be captain of the 'dick team'.
13 You have witnessed yasmin and susanne accidentally bumming.
14 You love the cecilians more than life.

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15. 'Fat Sam's Grand Slam' has been firmly lodged in your head for close to 96 hours now.
16. David Yates has done your face.
17. You've seen Ben with a side ponytail.
18. You're now ready to party like it's 1986.
19. You CANNOT WAIT for it to be Thursday!

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No, really.

20. You heard more line changes in a performance than ever before
21. You laughed until you cried at Bad Guys
22. You flashed half the cast every time you needed to put your mic on/off
23. You had more splurge in your hair/face then the rest of the cast put together
24. The splurge burned you in the eye...a lot
25. You were disappointed when you couldn't repeat the finale for at least 5 minutes
26. You couldn't help but crack up on stage when you learned Bugsy lost 200 dollars on a whore
27. You were secretely jealous of Dan's gangs splurge guns...
28. You've never been told to slut it up more than than you usually do
29. You are suprised that so many offensive jokes managed to find their way into the show...but amused
30. You couldn't be more happy that your departments decided to take the Bank Holiday so you could stay in bed the enxt day missing rehearsals!
31. You are already listening to the Wedding Singer soundtrack

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

32. You witnessed Kirsty Leith fall not once...not twice...but three times
33. You laughed at Kenny's reaction when he pied himself
34. You got shaving foam in your mouth
35. You never really knew the down and out dance

36. You were the M for the YMCA with Yasmin, Cat and Amy
37. You say Rob do a jewish bottle dance with a glass of blue wicked
38. You know that party rings aren't crushable but pringles are
39. You danced Fat Sam's Grand Slam a lot better at the after show than in the actual show
40. You were kinda disappointed you didnt get covered in more silly string

36 you know about lees career in porn
37 you wake up on monday sounding like vin diesel with laryngitis
38 you helped run the worlds gayest fight club
39 you enjoyed kenny and alexs suicide pact
40 you feel slightly lost when you dont get to spend all your time dicking about (read running rehearsals)
41 you have been horrified by the racism displayed by dans gang on saturday
42 you secretly hope that the cecilian men will all now take over the gusa boxing club and turn them into a sporting wing of musical theatre
43 you have been concerned that someone may have actually knocked out
44 you know about cat tyres bell end
45 you wonder why people pretend to be irish
46 you texted someone you have never heard of requesting that they come do tech just cos everyone else is
47 you enjoyed fizzy cleaning the stage and whistling during a scene he was not in
48 you experianced dandy dans ever changing moustache
49 you have been mown down in a blaze of silly sting by cackling intergender hoodlums
50 you spent the whole weekend secretly hoping darren would get sick so you could step in and play cagy joe

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wank for peace

51. Supplies! - -
52. Far-too-drunk Charlie.
53. You're not too sure that your washing machine might break if you put that amount of clothes covered in shaving foam in it.
54. You've seen Laura laugh chocolate milk out her nose.
55. Kenny "abs of steel" Stewart
56. You now can't speak without squeaking at some point in any sentence.

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

57. You've witnessed Rob using the poor broken Sweeeny chair as a scooter as he travelled to stores.
58. David Yates referred to his tie as the 'Aslan tie'.
59. For some reason your sister got more splurged than you did during the finale and she was in the audience.
60. Slapping shaving foam into Laura McLuskey's face was a traumatising and yet satistfying moment.
61. You have been part of the great 'Chinese dragon' walk through University Gardens but still managed to walk into a lamp post.
62. You miss your moustache.
63. Your Dad watched the show only to be over joyed to see all his old ties being used by Dandy Dan's gang.
64. You are so happy you bought the grey cloche hat from Marks and Spencers.
65. You nearly wet yourself with excitement when 'Saturday Night in the City' came on at the after show.
66. You were utterly dismayed to see the cleaned out and neat and tidy stores ravaged and thrown into disarray.
67. You've witnessed Esther eat Mama Bauld...in cupcake form, of course!
68. You spent far too much time on the Bugsy cake stall.
69. You spent far too much time icing on Bugsy 'B's to fairy cakes.
70. Yourself and Lucy Wild ended up having to protect crispie cakes from the menacing wind.
71. You are wondering where Tipperary actually is.
72. You are still apologising for your awful Irish accent.
73. You would quite like to be a boxer. But only if Daz trained you.
74. You were traumatised when you realised you had forgotten Party Rings for the Thursday night.
75.You have never been in so many charity shops over the course of one weekend.
76. Nobody likes mime.

77. You witnessed Kenny gassing Alex and Dave.
78. You were invited to a party in a certain someone's pants.
79. You splurged Tallulah a f**ker.
80. You woke up today with bruises all over you.
81. You wanted to gag an "irish" person.
82. You were constantly called by your character name.
83. You didn't believe that you would last to the end of the weekend.
84. You wish you'd joined the Cecilians before now!!!

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You Go Glen Co-Co!

85. You have 'liked' more facebook status' in one day than ever before

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....