The Cecilian Society

In a vain attempt to bring back the banter, how about creating a list of muff?
Add whatever song you're listening to, an album, some tracks by a famous artist, whatever - unless someone can come up with some better banter?!

Today I've been listening to Elton John's Rocket Man: The Definitive Hits, which contains such timeless classics as...
- Bennie and the Muff
- Rocket Muff
- Tiny Muff (or indeed, Muff Dancer)
- Don't let the Muff go down on me
- I want Muff
- Candle in the Muff
- Crocodile Muff
- Saturday Night's alright for Muff
- Your Muff
- Muff seems to be the hardest word
- Tindermuff
- Goodbye yellow brick Muff
- Are you ready for Muff?


*snigger*

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

I'm mostly listening to the Crazy for You soundtrack just now. (Plug to follow...)

It has such great Gershwin classics as

Nice Muff if You can Get It
Bidin' my Muff
Could You Muff Me?
Embraceable Muff
Slap that Muff
Muff got Rhythm
Stiff Upper Muff
Someone to Watch over Muff
They Can't Take Muff Away From Me
Entrance to Muff
The Real American Muff Song (is a Rag) [just...don't]


***don't forget you can hear Maestro Duthie sing many of these at the eastwood park theatre from april 28th - may 2nd***

I'm not really listening to an album at the moment, but I am watching The Wizard of Muff with my niece, and came up with the following:

1. Main Muff
2. Over The Muff / Muff The Rainbow / Over Muff Rainbow (I can't decide)
3. Cyclomuff
4. Muff Out Muff Out
5. It Really Was No Muff
6. We Muff You Very Sweetly
7. Muff Muff The Witch Is Dead
8. As Mayor Of The Muffkin City
9. As Muff I Must Aver
10. Muff Muff The Witch Is Dead
11. Lullaby Muff
12. Lollipop MUff
13. We Welcome Muff To MUffkinland
14. Follow The Yellowbrick Muff/You're Off To Muff The Wizard
15. If I Only Had A Muff
16. We're Off To See The MUff
17. If I Only Had A Muff (2)
18. We're Off To See The Muff
19. If I Only Had The Muff
20. We're Off To See The Muff
21. Optimistic Muff
22. Merry Old Land Of Muff
23. If I Were King Of The Muff
24. Jittermuff
25. Muff Muff Emerald Muff
26. Delirious Muff/Delirious Muff Continued/End Muff


It's quite worrying how easy it is to create The Wizard of Muff.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

Today I've been using Spotify to listen to ABBA gold - which has a surprisingly large amount of muff in...

Dancing Muff
Muff Me, Muff You
Take a chance on Muff
Mamma Muff!
Lay all your Muff on me
Super Muff(er)
I have a Muff
The Muff takes it all
Muff, Muff, Muff
Muff.O.Muff
Muffiquitita
Muffando
Muffez-Vous
Gimme, gimme, gimme (a Muff after midnight)
Does your mother Muff?
One of Muff
The name of the Muff
Thank you for the Muff
and last, but not least, WaterMuff


Er, yeah... can you tell I'm supposed to be revising?

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

[quote="dj toast"]***don't forget you can hear Maestro Duthie sing many of these at the eastwood park theatre from april 28th - may 2nd***[/quote]

Never mind the singing - it's the tap dancing that's going to make it worth the price of a ticket ;-)

[quote="amyg"]
Never mind the singing - it's the tap dancing that's going to make it worth the price of a ticket ;-)[/quote]

heh. i won't be able to see that from the depths of the big hole they pour us humble bandfolk into i fear :( .

will try to sneak a peak at rehearsal tomorrow though, if i can see over my huge pile of cowbells, ratchets, gongs, slide whistles, and other absurdities.

I thought this would be good: The Killers - Day And Age

Losing Muff
Muffman
Spacemuff
Joy Muff
A Muffland Fairytale
This Is Your Muff
I Can't Muff
Neon Muff
The Muff We Live In
Goodnight, Muff Well
A Crippling Muff

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I love this xD

(U2 - How to dismantle an atomic bomb)


-Miracle Muff
-Sometimes You Can't Muff on Your Own
-Love and Peace or Muff
-City of Blinding Muff
-All Because of Muff
-A Man and a Muff
-Crumbs from Your Muff
-One Muff Closer
-Original of the Muff
-Fast Muff

Hehe... every time I listen to my ipod now it's almost like I have to relate every track to muff...

But still - at work today we had The Divine Comedy's Absent Friends on, featuring such muffs as;

Absent Muff
Muff & Stones / Sticks & Muff
Leaving Muff
Come Home Muff Bird
My Imaginary Muff
The Wreck of the Muff / The Muff of the Beautiful
Our Mutual Muff
The Happy Muff
Freedom Muff
Laika's Muff
Charmed Muff

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

This is the best forum banter I've seen in ages! :D

Personally I have recently added to my music the soundtrack to the musical film 'Across the Universe', featuring such classic Beatles hits as:

I Want to Hold Your Muff
With a Little Help from My Muff
Why Don't We Do It in the Muff?
I Want Muff (She's So Heavy)
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Muff!
Strawberry Muff Forever
While My Muff Gently Weeps
Happiness is a Warm Muff
All You Need is Muff
and of course, Lucy in the Muff with Diamonds

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