23. You know that Esther must still have been a bit drunk at 4.32pm two days on, as she apparently couldn't count at this time. 24. You are genuinely surprised at the amount you were sold for, and are worried that people are becoming a little too fond of your alter-ego. 25. You have never seen anyone more excited at the prospect of being on the radio. 26. You can confidently say that Rajou's, Rajous2, the shop across the road from Rajou's, the Co-op, Spar and the Oakfield Avenue stores contain a sum total of zero books of raffle tickets. 27. You have experienced "Kenny's bacon" Mark II: Kenny's pancakes.
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