65. You spent the weekend in your pyjamas.
66. You have never seen so many varieties of plaid and gingham in the same place before and probably never will.
67. You think that Esther is probably the least convincing man you have ever seen.
68. Closely followed by Merty.
69. You laughed so hard one of your contact lenses nearly came out.
70. You can’t look at an umbrella without thinking of Ben Galloway.
71. ‘Hive Full of Honey’ is on constant repeat in your head.
72. You spent longer than necessary chopping up your weekend show t-shirt in an interesting way.
73. You spent longer than necessary trying to fit classic cecilian quotes into the show.
74. The term ‘gang bang’ now makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
75. You still can’t get over how glorious it was to see 50 people power-fisting in unison.
76. You still can’t get over how glorious it was to actually manage to incorporate a power fist into a show about cowboys.
77. You were a cecilian gherkin.
78. You spent the whole weekend feeling unnaturally energized and pain-free only to wake up on Monday morning with a multitude of pulled muscles, no voice and a melancholy demeanour.
79. You forgot that you don’t live in a musical and that the real world, with rain, work, uni and people who don’t know the words to ‘man in the mirror’ actually does exist.
80. ‘Fuckin…boo!!’ has become your default phrase for expressing disappointment, shock, misery or disdain.
81. You automatically act in a disgustingly sycophantic manner whenever you see a member of QM staff.
82. You secretly dislike most of the QM staff.
83. You are on first name terms with most of the people who work in M&S simply food on Great George St.
84. You learned that although the wild west didn’t have indoor plumbing or railways, they apparently did have a functioning mobile phone network.
85. You’re face is now significantly narrower after being squeezed by Andy Jones.
86. You realise that if life post-weekend show is like a nickel in a goldmine, you’re the nickel in that goldmine.
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