-you are mortified as a result of an announcement regarding your feelings for a certain make up girl -you are cheesing when it results in you getting her number -you wear JGs "tightest boxers" and they seem like a tent -the light is turned on you are in the middle of a five way pull, or have several Cecilians stuck to your face -you tell people you sound like a dolphin when you climax -you then proceed to show people what this sounds like -you think about snorting cumin, but you see Cat Tyres face of disgust and change your mind -had to change your pants after All about the Green came on in Bamboo -had endless chat about baps, and trying to incorporate it into songs, movies, kitchen utensils, anything that was amusing -the chin/will young face -having pakora for breakfast on the saturday morning before the matinee (fucking bad move) -going with David Yates to the pub, thinking it opens at 9 on a sunday, realising it isnt and proceeding to talk about our favourite brands of cup of soup in the coop and then buying a 2 litre bottle of lilt before sitting with our hoods up outside coopers. -having the amazing idea of going for a sleep in the library -doing the worm with thick rimmed glasses on -the breaking, sorry destroying of the bed by Vecsly -look at the wedding singerrr goooooo -staying at Auntie Esthers with Lucy Wild, despite our attempts to get back to Cats -JGs norwegian texts -breaking many peoples buckfast virginity -telling people buckfast is like "big boy ribena" -rubbing chins in the most inappropriate places -singing one line of colours of the wind repeatedly with Miss Wild -Esther eating cheese on toast with Golden Syrup
_________________ "I don't have a small penis, she has a big vagina."
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