The Cecilian Society

- You know that Esther fears hunger.
- You also know that Esther has had the Vecsly broke the bed chant stuck in her head.
- You and Esther went to Tescos in order to buy general and sensible food, but ended up buying what seems like post-break-up food.
- You met Sam in the street wearing his band jacket and almost cried.
- You had a serious conversation about potentially making a Cecilian skirt, after feeling you weren't wearing enough Cecilian related clothes - you were wearing your show t-shirt and your hoody.
- You love that whenever you say "No Way", any Cecilian will shout back "Way fake Tina Turner"
- You have been thinking about getting either Fake Tina Turner or No Way printed on the back of your 2nd and blank Cecilian hoody.
- You have never been more glad that you live with Cecilians because it is so strange to be apart from them.
- You spent longer doing Sam's hair than you ever did your own, and didn't really care what your hair looked like, just that his was good.
- You shouted "Suit Up" every night when people were getting ready for AATG
- You ended yourself in the wings whenever Daly said "New.... Wait for it.... Coke!"
- You are proud to be the person who started the ring game on stage by getting Dave in AATG
- You sought out Ben, Esther and Yas to mouth, in a dreamy fashion "All people... all people.... all people" in SNITC
- You felt racist every night tanning up, but then felt better as you were never as black as Ronan!
- You almost corpsed when Ronan produced a snickers bar in the Vegas scene
- You enjoyed kicking Rooney in the balls every night, and thought it definitely made up for not being allowed to beat him up last year
- You slutted up the Tina Turner costume when you knew Ewan McLean was in the audience... for old times sake!
- You love that every night Maz said "I fucking love Kirsty Yeung" as you went on stage as Tina.
- You just found a party ring in your bag, and got upset for 2 reasons - 1 you can't eat party rings, and 2 you miss party rings from show week!
- You were Ben Galloway's mother for a week, and never felt prouder.
- There was double drunk Kirsty at the aftershow, and it was a good time.
- You are the proud owner of a garter for the best legs award, and only took it off half way through the walk home on Sunday morning when you realised that your dress and coat were not long enough to cover it. This made you sad.
- You know you are louder than Bianchi with a mic, when singing without one.
- You enjoyed the joy on Gregor's face whenever he played the record scratching sounds on his keyboard!
- You were never happier to see Desmond
- You know that Holly at the matinee was definitely thinking about it now...
- And that she's probably still thinking about it.
- You will miss getting high on the fumes from spraying Clare's hair every night!
- You too drank wine from the bottle at the aftershow, having felt awful drinking it from a mug!
- You can't believe you did a tequila slammer, but then are proud you made Susanne do one with you!
- You were shocked at the antics at the Cecilian aftershow, but then realised it was Cecilians, so it was ok!

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NO WAY
Way Fake Tina Turner

-You had so much love for everything Maz said over the cans, even when she was just saying come to the stage!
-You think its acceptable to say roger that at any opportunity
-You know that Caz is a lesbian
-You know that you could get 'a lot of jiz in those pants'
-You are genuinely gutted that nobody ever laughed at the Pass the Dutchie reference which was clearly the best line the show.

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- Jess Brodie is dissappointed in you but still maintains that if you ever did anything really wrong, you would surely do it while grapevining!!
- You have proclaimed the hotness of or your girl crush on the following people - Laura McKluskey, Lucy Wild, Kirsty Leith, Susanne Maclean, Ellen Dorrestein, Ami Duncan, Laura Bauld, Emma Fraser and Jess Brodie, and you're not sorry for it.
- You almost cried in the rain outside the theatre fearing that your parents might never see All About the Green live.

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

- You are very proud of making the whole of the Board Room table in AATG face palming at Dave!
- You witnessed Dave eat the budgie at Curry Night and got very very upset
- You find it amusing that Dave now face palms you before you can just so you don't!

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NO WAY
Way Fake Tina Turner

-You see a tupperware box in your flat and are kinda scared that people might try and get you to eat it.
-You have been on stage with your dress on back to front and with no shoes on
-You've had every kind of food imagineable secreted somewhere on your person.
-You were abused at the tech party for not pulling a tech as 'that's what you do'
-Julie offers herself to you as a techie to put just to maintain tradition

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-everywhere you go, you find something that reminds you of TWS
-you know what Niall sounds like when he cums
-you miss saying "You need a prostitute" at least once a day
-you actually believed that Cat's scene could have cut because of its content
-you randomly laugh in the middle of the street just because you remember something that happened last week
-you miss getting chills from Sam saying that he's available only for a limited time
-thanks to Rooney,you did a slightly different show every night

you went to a shift in a and e and had to constantly stop yourself from making ring gestures to patients
you know that kennys solution to prevent people from mocking for eating too much curry at curry night is to buy a 16 inch pizza of his own and then nail it in abouf fifteen minutes
you know that kenny then washed this down with a huge plate of pakora
you feel strange without the company of bryce
you feel strange without the company of katie renton
you feel surprised when dave actually speaks
you kinda want laura bauld to dress you all the time
you know that when john gerard says he loves his girl he means paul cavey mcmeekin

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wank for peace

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvAjdDOshbs <<<< THis song and video describes your life without The Wedding Singer.

- You secretly enjoyed Errol the hot techie telling you 'not to break this bed' before your scene
- You were massively unimpressed that there were non-cecilians in 3 Steps 2 Heaven last night
- You've never been happier than when Daly said we can watch the show at her house on Wednesday
- You now hate Tuesday because it's getting in the way
- You're favourite Emma Fraser quote is 'I hate my flatmate at the moment simply because she's not a cecilian'
- You think 'Vecsly Broke the Bed; The Musical' should be on the shortlist for next years show, but only if it includes Daly and Emma F's split scene

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Don't flatter yourself, I chose you.

- you discussed at length such magazine stories as "i slept with my grandfather" and "Im allergic 2 my boyfriends sperm"
- as a jewish aunty u pretty much molested niall then fell asleep each night
- you think sarah daly may actually be jewish "very good, very good"
- "and a cookie!" made u crack up every nite when u were trying 2 look horrifyed, as did gemmas teeth
- u were a little confused as 2 why Cat's Team Linda shirt fit Ben so well
- you were def team linda
- you hav "huddled like pengiuns"
-you enjoyed the fact that acting drunk lucy is v similar 2 actual drunk lucy
-you saw ben pretend 2 throw up because he had forgotten the camera for someday again and needed 2 go get it
-There were so many things said through the cans that everything real had 2 b clarifed with "you actually hav 2 do this"
- it hasnt quite hit you that theres no revue this year:-(