The Cecilian Society

292. You check this list obsessively every 15 minutes and wish you hadn't used up all your good ones the first time round.
293. When your car breaks down and you have to wait two and a half hours for the AA, you spend the *whole* time rewriting the Carmen lyrics because you just can't cope with David Badger. (OK - not strictly show week. But true story.)
294. You've added "fake tan" to "character shoes" on the list of things-most-straight-men-shouldn't-know-about-but-which-you-can't-avoid-if-you're-Cecilian.
295. Band members befriend you on facebook just because you told them about Sophie's photos.
296. You're going to demand that Andy Lamb starts a round of applause *every* time you enter a room.
297. Part of you believes that, as long as Fieldhouse is wearing her WAY T-shirt, show week will never truly be over...

298. You're still slightly disappointed that we didn't do Carmen Jones, just because we could have done the show a) blacked up or b) in welsh accents...
299. You have checked this list at least once on your mobile during a lecture...
300. Gay is now something you strive towards (Despite Daly changing the gay goalposts constantly)
301. You were more orange than the hairdresser today. And she complimented you on your tan, asked you the brand and you had to look at your shoes, shuffle uneasily and say "Tesco Value"

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

292. You were going to wait till you got home to add to the list, but realised that adding to the list is infinitely more important than typing up a presentation on Waverley.
293. You realised all your neighbours are complete shitters.
294. You realised (again) that all Cecilians are complete stars.
295. You feel a little bit gayer than ever before.
296. Your kitchen chair has a moustache.
297. You imitated a frisky peacock.
298. Your bedroom is now being referred to as 'twister room' despite the fact that only about 6 people played it.
299. Halfway through the day you get a fright that you've forgotten what time it is and shouldn't you be at the theat.... oh. right. :(
300. You now have aspirations of being the next big cecilian dj and edging out toast at the weekend show afterparty.
301. You can never hear the words gaze or adore without thinking of their snigger-worthy counterparts.
302. You have lots more friends on facebook.
303. You think that if you don't get a cecilian hoodie very soon you may just shrivel up and die.
304. Your armpits are still yellow.
305. You've seen Victoria Bianchi's 'vinegar' eyes.
306. You feel a little bit bereft that you can no longer spend your nights looking at Amy Glover's bellybutton.
307. You would marry Amy Glover's stomach.
308. Amy Glover is stalking your couch.
309. You know how long Amy Glover has been playing aMAZEing Labyrinth for.
310. You are obsessed with Amy Glover.
311. You jilted Sarah Daly at the alter.
312. You didn't give up everything to watch Sarah Daly run laughing into the arms of that prancing bandmember. (sorry daly!)
313. You were kept up to date on the latest cecilian scandals by your non-cecilian flatmate who now has more cecilian friends than you.
314. You had a buttfuck in Budda.
315. With Colin Fyfe.
316. You are so excited about the revue you almost pee when you think about it.
317. You want to try and persuade the society to turn pro so that you can be a big gay forever and ever (and pay the bills at the same time)
318. You find it strange not to see people in cummerbunds and gypsy skirts.
319. You don't trust the pale people.
320. You wonder if you can get away with stealing now if you do it in a lovable, smuggly way.
321. You got sore hands from clapping the syllables of everything you said.
322. You held your own breasts too many times during memories.
323. You had a breakdance-off on more than one occasion.
324. Lucy Wild's breakdance move is still the funniest thing you've ever seen.
325. You did too many Kathryn Hyde impressions.
326. You know that Kathryn Hyde loves ladies vaginas.
327. You know that the signs have the answers.
328. You learned the origin of Gregor's happy dance.
329. You tried and failed to convince Ben Miller that you don't own a masquerade mask.
330. You need to stop now before you cry.
331. 'At least one new post has been made since you started this' (so what, like i can be bothered adjusting the numbers.)

332. You reckon the Colin-off was the greatest thing invented
333. Miss people saying Colin and 3 people answering
334. Actually found it hilarious that people wanted smuggled at the afterparty
335. And thought it was the greatest drunken plan you've ever had
336. Actually thought you were in some sort of materialist heaven at the Tech party

337. You now have a morbid fear of any conversation involving Kathryn Hyde and Vaginas.
338. You just informed your flatmates that you've not turned gay, you just have homosexual tendancies.

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

339) you fear one day gregor may get his revenge for the liberal perving on his girlfriend
340) you have nightmares after seeing rob spanking his ass before the final performance
341) you have amazing banter while getting "touched up" in the makeup room
342) you've borrowed something from sandy's vast makeup collection due to the lack of makeup crew
343) you've been to the gym with at least 2 colins
344) laura bauld makes sure you get your favourite biscuit after finding out you're not a fan of party rings or custard creams
345) you feel like you're ever coming and ever going (sorry...)
346) you cant help looking at crowds of people and feeling the urge to sing "look at the people in the square!"
347) you've been accused of having a mental disorder on more than one occassion
348) you've "smoked"the same roll of paper for a week and it's looking somewhat limp (is that a safe word to say in this society?!)
349) you desperately want to wear boot tops all the time...
350) you think the amount of gel you put in your hair actually makes it look good
351) you consider full boxes of cereal to be an acceptable snack
352) you have taken to wearing a waistcoat outside of a show
353) you compulsively apologise for perving
354) due to too much pretend perving you worry it may have stuck and you may now be a perv
355) you've contributed far too much to this list in one fell swoop
356) and everyone wants it to stop
357) you wish you'd actually seen that last takedown of Rooney in the final show...

358) Charlie Batchelor has written on your plastic cup, identifying it as yours

359. You were going to take off the Way t-shirt but then you read no.297.

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

340. You've told someone they were your favourite power-V stamper.
341. You've told someone they did an excellent 'but'-head...
342. Within your stream of consciousness teaching method you managed to tell people to 'own the step, don't let the step own you!!!' and that 'I'm not a superhero. I'm just a normal girl'. Hard to believe I know.
343. You never have a conversation with Kathryn Hyde where you don't mime buttock manhandling.
344. You watched the more youthful members of the society dancing furiously at the tech party rather condescendingly. But then 'Dancing on the Ceiling' came on.

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

345. You've had gay male friends ask the availablity of each male cast member.
346. You think character shoes are the most comfortable shoes in existence.
347. You feel odd not wearing character shoes each night.
348. You miss tanning Merty.
349. You have more toned muscles in your arms from tanning Merty.
350. You have just started to listen to 'Dancing on the Ceiling' after #344.
351. You think you said 'I love you' in a very serious fashion to everyone at the after show.
352. You've used shot glasses to do a Dalek impression.
353. You think that the soceity should do a fashion range of 'smuggler chic'
354. You think when you see everyone at the next rehearsal you will attempt to smuggle them all home so you never have to be parted again.