The Cecilian Society

-You have been physically 'mooned' into the boys costume rail by Rob and Cavey
-you were upset/annoyed/bemused that the other boys stood/laughed/watched while this happened instead of coming to your rescue
-you were the creator of Dominic's area
-NO ONE STANDS IN DOMINIC'S AREA
-Ashleigh Carter is always naked
-you were kinda sad the quick chnage in 'pop didn't get a cheer
-LE CLAGE
-Sarah Daly was mummified by Ronan using the extra toilet roll you had brought to the aftershow
-power v's are the way forward
-several boys now know that 'kirbys are like gold'
-you know what a washer is thanks to Ben Galloway
-your bottle hats were used by Sarah Daly and Ben Galloway in 'Move That Thang' as a tribute to Michael Jackson
- you had a slight panic attack when you thought Esther would choke on the carrot cake she had smuggled on stage
-you have a hairspray addiction

- People are fed up of seeing you naked
- WANNA BE SOMEBODY *with squinty eye*
- You have never witnessed so much pulling in your entire life, but it seemed normal at the time
- Never have you ever had rompus sex on a tropical beach or straightened your pubes or had sex to classical music
- You know that Steph has a thing for woodland creatures
- You fell in an ice puddle before the first post-show party...and cried
- You looked like a man in drag for a week
- Your hair will never recover from what you did to it
- You could have saved Laura Bauld and Hannah McCormack from their humiliation but thought it was too funny so stood, pointed and laughed instead
- You're glad you don't have to ever be in the scrum again for the bouquet as you were convinced you were going to come away with broken bones
- Whilst flashing dancer group 2 in IYWD during 'long before the night is through..' you felt it appropriate to pull the stupidest face possible
- You wish you could wear leg warmers more in real life and chose to illustrate this by wearing them to the aftershow party
- Your character in AATG was a total b***h...and you loved it
- You never got the typing right but honestly tried your best
- You wish Ronan was really black
- You have just realised the only band member you and other female chorus members monged about fancying was Dominic...apparantly women in the 80s didn't understand gay....
- APT!
- 'I'm going to take your shoe....' cracked you up every time
- You told everyone how much you loved them at the aftershow party and damn well meant it
- The proudest moment of the week was when you managed to get Esther to eat the wedding cake in casualty
- You saw Ronan pull the best shocked face ever when his button flew off before the curtains opened
- Your own boyfriend told you to pull Sarah Daly...and you did it....again....
- You fancy Caroline Topping for giving you some of that Mars Bar Cake
- You miss the 80s and wish you'd been alive for more than 2 months of it
- You know that Cecilians are AWEEE-SOMEEEE!

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

-you would like to point out to Ms. Carter that Hannah and my fine self were not humiliated and Ms. Carter is probably just jealous hat she never had the oppurtunity for her own dance solo so she could flash her stunts pants yet again. Word.

- Youtube's suggestions for you are going to include jewish celebration videos and the 80s classic 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIO5Jjl1 ... playnext=1) for a very long time.

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

You know that yum can be used as a negative
Facebook is trying to promote Wedding Pipers, florists and dresses in the advert bar down the side...
You woke up with writing on your arms and had no idea how it got there
People took photos of you sleeping

- the prospect of going to an actual wedding at the end of this week once filled you with excitement, but now fills you with sadness as it won't be anything like a wedding singer wedding.
- you sit and stare into space at any available opportunity just to think about anything wedding-singer related...
- or daydream about Lucy Wild's podium dancing.
- all your costumes are still in bags on your floor, and despite them all being clothes you already owned and wore regularly, you fear that you can never wear them again because it will just make you cry or talk like a Brooklyn Jew.
- you wish more than ever that you were Jewish.
- even if it means fewer trips to the theatre.
- you are forever grateful that Amy made you a copy of the soundtrack so that you can listen to it again and again.
- you felt too old for the pulling-fest of the aftershow and resented yourself for it.
- your dissertation is due in three and a half weeks but you still feel it is more important to be doing this, plus its not like you can think of anything remotely related to real life anyway.
- you shared quality dressing room time with Cat Tyre - 'Just us!'
- you will be Team Linda till you die.
- you wish Kirsty Leith and Ami Duncan were really your children.
- you wish Victoria Bianchi and Katy Renton were really your nieces.
- you wish all cecilians were really your relations of any sort.
- every time you see a wedding singer poster in a window or find a flyer or ticket form in your bag you have to take a moment to compose yourself before having a breakdown.
- you just had to do this in the library.
- you feel like you'll never feel this depressed ever again, even though you've said that every year.
- you know that Alice changed her clothes 70 times in one week.
- you managed to incorporate several costume changes into two small roles just to feel more a part of the dressing room mayhem.
- you swigged out of a bottle all night at the aftershow.
- you enjoyed the diverse range of cups and mugs people used to drink out of at the aftershow.
- you started the 'vescly broke the bed chant' and felt both smug and guilty all at once.
- you now fear breaking anything in front of cecilians lest the same fate befall you.
- you have seen 90% of the cast in their underwear.
- 90% of the cast have seen you in your underwear.
- you flashed a roomful of people your pants just beacuse someone asked you to.
- as part of tean le claje you now know that acronyms are for life, not just for vescly.
- Amy Fieldhouse called you a 'woman of experience'
- you cried a little at the prospect of this being your last show when everyone - including you - knows that it isn't true
- you never want to grow up
- if you have to grow up, you want to be a professional cecilian
- you feel a little bit gay again and it feels wonderful
- you got upset that Jess Brodie wouldn't kiss you (and meant it)
- your legs got more attention than you
- you're racking your brains to think of more things so you don't have to go back to the dissertation
- you wonder if its too late to change your dissertation topic to 'the wedding singer: discuss it's greatness', because you'd definitely be able to write 8000 words on that.
- you're waiting for 7 o'clock so you can windowbomb people in 7 steps to heaven.
- you say 'fail' way more than ever before
- you try to think of new prefixes for fail and even went so far as to say something was a fail fail. (ie, you failed to do a proper fail)
- you know that the wedding singer could never fail. ever.
- you managed to save your friendship with daly for not allowing her to kiss you too vigourously.
- Gemma gave you a lesson in icing-art.
- you want to get married in vegas by an Abe Lincoln impersonator.
- you seriously can't imagine how shit your life would be if you'd never joined cecilians.

oh, and you had an 'All About the Green-gasm'

you realised that its 3 steps to heaven not 7, and wonder why you automatically think it'll be that hard to get in.

- you're not naked if you're wearing stunt pants
- you wished dobie would add in the extra music again to watch the fear on lauras face before she broke out into improvisation....perhaps fear was the word i was looking for originally rather than embarassment Ms Bauld!
- you had forgotten about the negative yum but you're sure it is applicable in real life and intend to use it
- it was the WORST THING THAT HAD EVER HAPPENED TO YOU when the cake was gone
- you received at least one epic text from JG this week....two if you were very lucky
- you're reading/writing this instead of doing your essay due this week

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Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good....

-You have drunk an entire bottle of champagne straight out the bottle and have never felt classier.
-You have cried on at leat have the cast/crew/band.
-You maintain that you had nothing to do with Vecsly breaking the bed as the section you were on remained intact as the rest of Vecsly fell to the ground.
-You bizzarely can't get 'Vecly broke the bed' out of your head.
-You are no longer a fortress
-You know Rob's 'I'm building' accent.
-you know that the best way to wake up a drunk person is to repeatedly slap their ass.
-You have been violated by Cavey's repeated attempts to give you a lap-dance or stiptease
-You have been chased off the stage by a half naked Cavey.
-You have been 'In training' for a role for several months.

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