The Cecilian Society

135. you know its been a long time since Cavey said filatio
136. you sat in a semicircle round Cavey "sound of music" style to hear tales of sensitive nipples
137. it feels natural to walk around with hands on ovaries
138. you were described by Ali Watt as a "redneck Alice in Wonderland"
139. you corpsed at Esther's tash even though you helped to draw it
140. you are really glad youre parents aren't in the country and sort of wish you weren't during hive full of honey

141. You have a meeting at work, and discuss with your colleagues what th eminimum and maximum numbers are for group sex to be considered a gang bang.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

142. Daly saw you take two spectacular dives. You only remember one.
143. You seem to have instigated a rule wherein if someone calls you Funhouse you will dance like a wanker. Why?
144. You experienced Rob's joyful serenading of Oakfield Avenue.
145. You didn't think anyone could ever say 'you lied to me!' better than the original. You were wrong.
146. The sight of a baby doll bong makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
147. You did a rape shuffle.
148. You are genuinely really really proud that Amy Glover said you were the best power fister.
149. You are now trying to work out how to subtly work a power fist into Carmen.
150. You were so glad to put your hands back on your ovaries. Where they belong.
151. Emma Fraser may one of the most entertaining cecilian choreographers ever, and you intend on following her 'stream of consciousness' instructional approach.
152. Sarah Daly sexually abused you with just a slap.
153. Sarah Daly has informed you that her penis is falling down.
154. Marion's facial expressions have become one of your favourite things in life.
155. You actually were practicing Deadwood Stage sometime and wondering why it wasn't quite working only to realize that it was because you were singing Windy City. You clearly have a problem.

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

156. You want to try not to think about the difference between an I and an E.
157. You learnt how to waltz.
158. You played snap when monging a poker game.
159. You have tried to unlock the qudos chair door with the wrong key.
160. You have discovered that Turbo Diesel is "illegal".

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Kenny

161. you can't see past people and wish you had your handy bench to stand on.
162. you go to aerobics and get ridiculously over-excited when it features line dancing.
163. you really hope amy fieldhouse succeeds in including a power fist in carmen.
164. you wish every morning could start with a trip up sunshine mountain.
165. you know that Susanne's 'arse is tender'.

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166. Everytime you see Cavey you shout 'Break it down!'
167. Ben Miller spotted you not knowing any of the words or dances, even when hiding in the back row
168. You mimed being so drunk you needed to be sick in Sarah Daly's hat
169. You are unsure why there are so many references to Ali Watt, he wasn't in the show!
170. You are worried that Gregor suggested Ali Watt and Shaggy mating when you have seen a picture of Gregor dressed up as Shaggy. Are you trying to tell me and Amy something?
171. You want to steal Betsy's passport so she can never leave
172. You bought Hugh Gould 'something fruity'

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Fuck yeah, penguins diving!

You want to steal Betsy's passport so she can never leave

...wanna know where it is?....Um...I think they could still deport me. :s

173 - the cellist from the band turns up unexpectedly at your work in Bunker and prompts you to wonder whether anything from the show could tenuously count as "indie" and find its way into your set.

174 - you're secretly delighted that you're about to turn up to collect the rest of your drum kit from the QM during their HEAVY METAL night, having left it there after playing music that's the polar opposite.

175 - you're considering writing to the Guinness Book of Records to see if you can get included in the "Most Unlikely Song to Play in a Nightclub" section for City on Fire.

176 - For the bazillionth show in a row you made your leading lady corpse on stage, only this time you too pissed yourself

177 - You don't have a clue where Katie Price came from and wish you had said Fisher Price.

178 - You know now that when several mistakes are made in a row, Danny Gilmartin becomes the comic foil of the piece

179 - You have never before seen Emma Fraser work a crowd like she did on the Thursday night but now know that she is an entertainer first and foremost and a choreographer second

180 - Your love is higher than a horse

181 - You're the Balrog in Mordor

182 - You missed an entire day in order to go watch the football and as a result could not remember the name of the male lead at the end of the show leading to the most drawn out realisation of impending marriage in Calamity Jane history...."What...did you...no...come on...really...did you just (*thinks* ITS BILL!)....did you just say you and Bill?"

183 - You seem to be the only person who is incredibly tired with all the "fucking boo's" and wish that Daly could vary her vocabulary just a tad

You aint the only one.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.