The Cecilian Society

you have debated the merits of the end of all existance
you have attempted neurolinguistic programming on several people
you have failed to understand the format of an apparently popular tv show
you have sung about the uplifting merits of genital waxing
you wrote a fairly libelous version of an s club 7 number discussing a range of topics including someones orange twat
you have been shocked at cheesegate
you think that the umbrella interperative dance was genius
you made a mitre for paul
you allowed ronan to dress you as a klan member to show the racist side of prince phillip
you think jamie daly should do an entire photo shoot with dead animals
you have witnessed the scrappy nature of colin dobie as he brutally assaulted the president
you have never been more delighted in democracy than on the bus
you have raked though fieldys bag looking for tampons
you put all your things down elspeths trousers
you think sam should open a cafe
you have helped faith to spew

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wank for peace

-you didn't know until you were nearly there that the bus driver was called gary.
-you feared for kit and gemma's life when they climbed onto the treehouse.
- you missed ashleigh and ronan stripping and are very glad.
- you missed breakfast on saturday as you couldn't last the extra hour and died a little when you heard how awesome it was.
- kerry anns voice.
- you walked in on Ashleigh and Andrew and they were DEFINATELY HAVING SEX.
- you and ashleigh had a two person game of spin the bottle on friday night.
- photocopier.
- you skived the end of organised fun on friday but understand it involved waxing.
- awkward
- crange ma liiiife
- lml
- you now know anyting lucy empatge says can be turned into a saying.
- at first you thought Ronan was doing some sort of bird impression. CA CAW CA CAW.
- that was what it sounded like when he came to jump on your bed to wake you up.
- you are still very sleep deprived.

- your name was used in order to make people drink
- you know that you make an excellent serving spoon
- you are far more distasteful than Maria Von Trapp
- you fear you will forever be known as Tubby Slut
- you want Alistair's cap
- you witnessed awkward panda
- you know that apple sourz are best consumed from a tankard
- you shared a geographical epiphany with McDiv and Eilidh
- you announced to many, many people that Gemma is an unsung hero
- you longed for a real sunrise
- you saw a shooting star while walking to the hotel
- you really want to know how Gary is allowed to drive
- you revisited Team Bottlecap
- you were proud of the cardi club
- you know that you can stare down Sam Kier
- Gemma can rant about the buying of cookies for far longer than necessary
- you love tartan mugs
- you love Laura Bauld for the bringing of peanut butter
- the kitchen was a great place for dark disco
- you got to see an excellent round of burp tennis
- you know that blue sidekick is just like Betty Rubble

-you bought 232 eggs of all different varieties.
-pound shag
-'But I don't like the Taliban'
-Euan and Adam are your unsung heroes.
-you had no idea the riot that could be caused over a cartoon owl.
-you helped Connor out of his bra during Centrefold
-you had three tablecloths stuck down your lime green trousers
-you witnessed Lindsey Leith get frightened by a 'ferret'
-you loved Ronan's Easter bonnet
-you were woken at 6am to the sounds of the Pink Panther
-the oral gel did indeed taste like Raspberry Ripple.
-you feel pricing the Dobie Dildo at £24.99 was a little off.
-you interviewed Dominic on his pasta stirring abilities.
-John Gerard snores like 'Darth Vader on esctacy'
-Kit warned you about the spider then vanished from thin air
-Alan let you have his bed like a true gentleman
-TEAM HASH BROWNS
-Your were slightly aroused and honoured when your boob was grabbed by Grabbie
-you packed Niall's bag for him on the Sunday morning cause he was still drunk
-the interpretive dance game was devised in the morning before the afternoon organised fun and you are so happy your brain came up with the idea

- you ask out eilidh mcmillan and after she leaves the room gemma murdoch looks over and says "you know she's not..." and gives you the universal look to suggest dyke.
- it is announced that lorna moir has a vajazzle of your face
- you have to stop playing spin the bottle as you fear you will never love again
- you realize alistair looks better in your tights than you do
- apple sourz tankard toilet time
- the scented sick bags you thought were a stupid idea on the journey there came in very very handy on the way home
- you tried to climb the assault course at 7am on saturday, sobered up half way up the tower and remembered you are scared of heights
- lick the shaft
- you've spent the last 48 hours in bed
- DON'T TICKLE YOUR PUBES OFF
- you get a pep talk at 6am from lorna masson
- you don't drink tea if sam made it
- somehow managed to keep the rape at bay for the weekend
- elliott's recommended £2 cider wasn't half bad ;]
- you discover creeping out jennifer campbell is your new favourite hobby
- i am a trivial pursuit god

- you have discovered many new ways to irritate jennifer campbell.
- you were concerned that the (quite nice tasting) oral gel was already half empty...
- the umbrella interpretive dance was GENIOUS.
- you only know one gaga move and one of jess's facial expressions.
- you saw cat's face after being told she had an orange twat and feared for eilidh's life.

You know Sam should be kept away from tea
Chiggins got your Desmond joke
You hope never to see your panto
You ruined your two year flawless record of not pulling any cecilians with one fateful game of spin the bottle
You were present at sheepgate
You know Jamie Daly is happy around dead sheep
You are dreading that Sacha has more photos
SUCH FUN
You moved Desmond from the fridge to the confusion and upset of Ben Galloway
the bedrooms had an upstairs!
You witnessed Cecilian offensiveness at its best
egg hunts are dangerous

You had a great weekend

-you passed out before anything fun happened on Friday night
-Daly gave you 2 paracetamol, and you thought 'this will sort me out' before chundering them back up
-you almost cried when Laura Bauld appeared in the living room on Sunday morning announcing that it was time to tidy up
-awkward dead dove
-you and Laura Bauld are the only people not ashamed of Jamie Daly for deadsheepgate
-you took amazing pictures of spin the bottle and somehow managed to avoid any awful ones of you appearing anywhere
-you witnessed Chiggins' toy rat that she kept hidden away in her suitcase
-you argued about which out of Cheryl Cole and Rachel Pope should be a chicken and which should be a turkey
-you had to have Alan run through some kind of medical checklist with you on Friday night- and neither you nor Alan really remember it.
-'FIND ME ON FAACEBOOK!'
-you were woken up by Imogen on the coach home because she saw a deer

-you drunk as much 'fresh spring water' from the tap as you could and raved about how good it tasted only to find out from ben that it wasnt fresh spring water atall and was probably dangerous to drink
-you went 'star gazing' with eilidh but failed
-you had your first curry ever and actually didnt mind it!
-you woke up to hear faith having a sex dream and moaning in her sleep
-you realise washing the dishes is a whole lot more fun when you take a sambuca shot with sam every tenth dish you wash
-you are ridiculously jello of lb and em's bunny outfits
-spin the bottle came out...
-you realised exactly how fast a weekend can go
-you have never been so glad for 'scented sick bags' when you sit beside faith on the way home
-you're cheesing coz you pulled julie.. well, through the saliva of sharing a lolly
-you felt the mole on pauls head and loved it
-you then spend the next hour discussing all types of moles
-UNGODLY (faith/alan)
-your lungs have never been happier to get away from the mouldy damp walls of the dungeon
-you sung about ashleighs pubes (or lack of them!)
-you raved in the kitchen at 6am
-you still have the cecilian version of backstreet boys - everybody in your head and will never sing the original lyrics again
-you had a shower and overheard someone doing an extraordinarily loud poo
-you fear that niall is going to dump jess for scar
-you DIDNT GET LOST!!!!

~ you, faith and rachel were about to collectively kill niall for singing on the way there
~ you relived your high school days by eating a rip roll from the service station... but it wasn't even as good as you remember. THIS ISN'T EVEN A PRIVATE JOKE OR ANYTHING, JUST A PERSONAL REFLECTION LOL
~ "look after them, okay? just... look after them man"
~ it smells like ASSSSSSSSS
~ you feel like a member of the FBI after working out who paul's text soulmate is... who is beth blonde, tho?!
~ LITTLE DOOONKEY
~ you have never been so happy as when pauls purple lips rounded the corner
~ UMBRIDGE. still hilarious
~ flight for this love!
~ you have never been ripped so much in a weekend. LOL
~ you didn't get to recreate now and then D:
~ STAR NOSED MOLES
~ you were glad you're a veggie after seeing friday nights food... soz guyz <3
~ you know the bathroom is actually a hive of creativity
~ "HMM I DUNNO WHOS KETTLE CHIPS THESE ARE"
"WELL BLOODY DONT EAT THEM THEN!!!!!!!"
....
"MIGHT JUST HAVE A COUPLE"
~ you're now going to have to constantly be looking over your shoulder, as Julie has made it her "personal mission" to pull you. loljk i'll be right there with my mouth open!!!!!!!!
~ you LOVED the dungeon interpretive dance!!!!!!!