The Cecilian Society

- You are still finding extra bits of blue satin on your bedroom floor.
- You scared the woman at Tam Sheperd's Joke Shop by violently bursting through the door looking for a Mr. T wig.
- ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY...
- The parachute pants were the best £2 you've ever spent in Primark.
- You have never been so horrfied to see so many half naked men at a warm up but kinda proud when they were wearing your bow ties.
- You've witnessed Dave covering the brown face paint stain on his collar with masking tape.
-You had to keep your hand over your mouth in 'Casualty of Love' because Esther and Ronan's outfits made it very difficult to keep a straight face.
-TEAM LINDA
-They fit perfectly.
-APT!
- You've held George's feathery shoulder pads under your skirt to stop them being destroyed by the rain.
- In times of potential fire, Mama bauld is always handy with fleecy balnkets and umbrellas....
-Your bedroom looked like a bridal boutique for the best of three months.
-You are the proud owner of 15 teeny tiny coat hangers.
-You have so much love for Hannah McCormack for joiing in on your dancing improvisation.
- LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH AIDS
- Your mobile phones seems just too small.

- You discussed how AATG was your own personal 'Consider Yourself' with Amy Fieldhouse and used dancing butchers to eleborate your point.
- You want to make a whole line of 'Wedding Singer' barbie dolls.
- pink shirt jacket bow tie pink shirt jacket bow tie
- You needed to explain to the man at Somerfield why you were buying ten packets of Party Rings.
- you have a seahorse.
- you had not idea some one could have such a love for the tartan kippah.

- when you realised youd totaly fallen for your girl

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Nobody likes mime!!

- you have had the science of buckfast explained to you by niall murray
- you have been told off by laura bauld for going too near the satin jackets whilst wearing sequins
- you still find shouting "GHANDI!" amusing even though you weren't even there at the time of the joke
- you have never lived in Germany
- you questioned your sexuality when you saw cat tyre in that wedding dress
- you wondered how much shorter the show might be if rooney stuck to his lines
- you know the discomfort of having paper money in your bra
- you have videos of your phone of either lucy or victoria singing SOMETHING.
- you feel like crying whilst reading and writing these. !

- you have cecilian withdrawal and it's only been a couple of hours
- you know the ticket phone number far better than your own
- you sang extracts to 'The Curry Singer' and were amazed at how many of the lines actually made sense
- you had a laughing fit over the images from 'curry will find you'
- you discovered a love for 80s hair and make up fashions
- you cant get the songs out of your head (not that you'd want to)
- you have to communicate with napkins and pens after the aftershow party coz your voice has done a runner
- you have a wariness of looking down
- Kenny and the snake - HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
- you rediscovered your love of party rings
- ENERGY...

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Energy.....

- you have tonnes of variations of "wanna be somebody?" - my favourite being "wanna see my fanny?"
- you wink to yourself as a hommage to yasmin every time you hear "he'll invite me over for christmas eve"

- You've never been this tired or hungover but won't go to sleep as it'll mean show week is over
- You also won't go to sleep because there are 5 Cecilians in your bed
- Your scene was cut
- You're still deciding the best way to take revenge on Maz
- And on Lucy and Yasmin, due to it being their idea
- You miss the diva dressing room
- You witnessed Dave Yates calling the Mitchell Theatre to inform them that due to Victoria having Monday off uni, we'd like the theatre again to do another run of the show
- You feel overly covered up in your normal day-to-day wear
- You couldn't not laugh at Sarah Daly announcing 'EMERGENCY, VESLY APPROACHING....BEEP....BEEP....BEEP"
- You would like Linsey Ford to come to your house every morning to do your make up
- You know Abbie Mac seriously frowns upon people who order macaroni cheese in restaurants
- You decided Lee Adams was the person to talk to about that guy you really fancy but don't know that well and aren't sure what to do
- You discovered Lee Adams gives diamond advice
- You have felt every emotion under the sun in the last 24 hours
- You're not sure how you ended up dancing half naked with Colin Dobie at the after party, and is worried that there is photographic evidence.
- You'd like Julie to do the puppet Wedding Singer again. Please

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Don't flatter yourself, I chose you.

-you question whether it is totally sad that you are truly, honestly, definitely considering buying a pair of crimpers when the next student loans money comes in
-you are so glad that Ben is having a party next week cos its such a nice excuse to see everyone again
-you've spent the last 2 (or more ) hours looking at facebook and this forum for anything and everthing that may be Wedding Singer related
-you are GUTTED and feel pretty hard done by that you couldn't get to watch Saturday Night and All About The Green from the audience's perspective
-you have lost major respect for all of those who 'couldn't spare the money' to come and see the show
-you've just watched some of the dance videos on facebook and think they look incredible and feel even more respect for those who made that happen and feel pride at being a part of it

- You know that Bianchi is a curry hating racist

- You pretty much ripped your throat during the AATGorgasm section

- You just heard this being demonstrated by the choreographer in the next room

- You know who Susanne bans from theatres.

- After giving a refund to two people, you went through your whole ticket system to find their name to HUNT THEM DOWN. Ahem.

- Your sexuality has been questioned, discussed and still ends with people shouting "You're a shit lesbian"

- You know the above is true

- Dom hunts you down to tell you about CC(T?) & AC

- Caroline Topping leaves a snot entrail

- LOOK AT THE WEDDING SINGER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- Piling books is the best way to go when it comes to DIY

- VESLY BROKE THE BED

- "Mitchell's burning" should be the warm up at the next rehearsal

- You cried a little realising that the above is months away

- You're wanting newbies to join already so that we can get another hoodie order in for "New Coke!"

- You had toilet paper wrapped around you at 8 in the morning

- Nobody jumped off a bridge.

- Ticket team challenges were one of the highlights of your week

- You have tickets left over and you're contemplating creating a great TWS spot on your wall

- Chicken Chat is not your friend.

- Helen Kellar is too offensive

- You've had an amazing time and really want to thank everyone for putting in such a good job and filling up the audience to pass on the wonder that is The Wedding Singer. Such love for you all.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

- You can't bring yourself to take down the Monopoly 20 pound note that's on your wall to remind you to find out where we're actually getting fake money from.
- You had a special fake money making technique entirely designed to make it 'flutter' correctly.
- It totally did.
- You witnessed the construction of said money slowly break Lucy Wild's spirit.
- You will never quite get over the moment when an entire cast of Cecilians READ YOUR MIND and added in the weird money orgy at the end of AATG that felt so right.
- You've made a giant mobile phone holster.
- You and LMcL totally made the endless corridor the place to be.

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.