You know you were in Bugsy Malone when...

Moony3264 · **Joined:** Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:29 pm **Posts:** 70

86. Everytime you see a homeless person you start singing 'Down and Out' in your head.
87. You hope that behind every bookcase there is a 1920s club.
89. You did the dance routine to 'Fat Sam's while wating for the train.
90. You couldn't wear your grey felt cloche hat because it reminded you that Bugsy is over.
91. Crochets are the 'pillars of rhythm'.

boab · **Joined:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:57 pm **Posts:** 31

you have spent three days disrupting rehearsals you were running by splurging other prod team members/telling anecdotes/making ad libs from off stage
you have heard beutiful sunday belted out on oakfield ave
you have wound up brycey by delibritly not stoping the final song cos its ace
you have inserted jesus joke that will be then heard by the uni catholic chaplain and twyouo c of s ministers who all pissed them selves
you read the prayer box contents and preceeded to end yourself laughing at the child who wrote "dear jesus thank you for making cows that are black and white"
you have cringed at rooneys less than appropriate adlibs
you wonder what a homosexual loaf of bread looks like
you know that telling esther to stand up will never get old
you have serenaded the tech director politely informing him that noone likes him and that he is a cunt
you think that kirstys eith and yeung chalrie b mc nogger and chloe should become contract killers
you have seen dave yates trying to do a scary angry face and still looking like a puppy

slevvio · **Joined:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:10 pm **Posts:** 11

when your hands and wrists throb from playing the piano and the throbbing sounds like its whispering "bugsy...."
when you suddenly have loads of awesome new friends who can all sing

Pippi · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:30 pm **Posts:** 121

105. You need to stop reading this list because it makes you laugh, which makes you cough, which hurts a lot because you have Weekend Show Throat!

Essyfessy · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:12 pm **Posts:** 111

106. You know that telling Esther to stand up WILL get old.
107. You are still distressed after being told you look like a hobbit by your own brother.
108. Whilst at the gym you wish people really did stop mid-press-up to sing.

boab · **Joined:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:57 pm **Posts:** 31

we should totally go down the stevie and do the routine

Gemma · **Joined:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:32 am **Posts:** 9

109. you woke up on Monday morning with memories of doing an atrocious northern irish accent the night before.
110. you are extremely apologetic for your appalling attempts at the accent and the loudness that came with it.

dj toast · **Joined:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:28 am **Posts:** 15

111) you were concerned for the whereabouts of Desmond
112) you were concerned for your job after playing "everyone's a little bit racist" in the oh-so-P.C. qmu
113) you were concerned for the safety of various cecilians as they defied gravity
114) you had to pretend you didn't understand the filth coming from yasmine as you drove her to the after-aftershow
115) you may never eat another ice-cream from a van again
116) you've never heard "ladies and gentlemen there will now be a fifteen minute interval" get such a response from the audience
117) you've just realised IT'S THURSDAY, REHEARSALS START TONIGHT

Pippi · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:30 pm **Posts:** 121

118. You woke up this morning, realised it was Thursday and felt a little bit like a kid on Christmas morning.
119. This is ok by you.

charlie · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:41 pm **Posts:** 114

120) You never heard Toast play everyone's a little bit racist, you suspect this was because you were passed out on a comfy chair in the QM.
121) Lorna Moir always appears when you are passed out. You're still not sure if this is real or a permanent illusion...

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