The Cecilian Society

87. Your band friends were genuinely confused when you asked to be excused to "gay it up"
88. You were genuinely impressed, and have never been so delighted when Betsy did the WHOLE of "we're all in this together"
89. You have seen Daly's crotch stuffing. Which was disturbingly more than Ben's.
90. You beat Daly at mong arm wrestling! Oh yeah!
91. Amy Glovatt informed you that she can no longer pick on you because you're a fresher. You then informed her that you're still a retard, so that's fine.
92. A lamp-post jumped out at you on the way home after the after-after party. You moved to avoid it, and ended up hitting a car wingmirror AND landing in a bush. Smooth.
93. The techies tried to recruit you to the dark side in a suspicious MI6 way...
94. Amy Glovatt saved you from your stalker on more than one occasion
95. You wonder if Rob is ever going to get another NFL shirt...
96. You lost your heart in the black hills. Along with your respect for fuhrer Esther!
97. You know Gregor is never going to complain that Dobie is too tall again.
98. You are marginally disappointed that no-one actually saw the spectacular dive you took down the side steps at the end of the finale. You're still limping.
99. Now you know where the stores are, a year after joining the society. Last time you went you thought they were actually somewhere in the middle of town.
100. You can't find your hooker.

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Yes, I know I'm stupid - but why did you write ritard. on the top of my music?

101. You've never used the worlds "Polecat" and "Injun" so much in your life

102. Your flat mates still make fun of you because you "gist can't git rid of that western accent!"...and laugh even harder at you when you try harder...and fail to fix the accent problem.

103. You can find a corset, but not your keys, in your bag the next morning.

104. You've never felt so bad about going home for Christmas...and seriously consider the consequences of just staying in Glasgow until the school year's end in order to be in another musical.

105. You have no problem mackin' (that's not a typo) out on the stage/balcony even though you're told the script only called for ONE kiss....(Did it really?)

106. You can't spell anymore.

. You've never felt so bad about going home for Christmas...and seriously consider the consequences of just staying in Glasgow until the school year's end in order to be in another musical.

you know you want to... go on do it

ps sarah daly pitys the fool

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wank for peace

107. You killed Ali Watt with the phrase “my knee penis is falling down”

108. You established a special bond with the black baby.

109. You performed an amazing duet with the black baby to “Everyone’s a little bit racist” and felt a little bit of glee that the baby was Gary Coleman.

110. You were Neil Simpson

111. You were a strange mixture of the above and Michael Jackson (thankfully the black baby had been removed from my hands by this point)

112. You were Mr T.

113. You went on a booze run for far too many people, and were eyed up and classed as a twat for walking into Iceland wearing a cowboy hat.

114. Fuckin’ Boo is not appreciated in the world of 9-5. Fuckin’ Booooooooooooooooo!

115. You were on toast duty at the production team meetings.

116. Peanut butter really would have made Amy’s day.

117. You feel you have a closer connection with the Lohan. Joy.

118. You slapped far too many people’s arses.

119. The ricochet from Ben Galloway’s arse will always haunt you.

120. You know how to position yourself on stage to see Rob corpse.

121. You know how to position yourself on stage to deliver a line and then corpse.

122. Rob seems to reference you being Mr. T. every opportunity that he gets.

123. Arm wrestling has never been so much fun.

124. You just had a flashback to someone taking a toke from the black baby. Again.

125. The dancing Geordie twins clearly beat the dancing dobies. Plus, we have a larger package. And it’s furry.

126. You saw the Fieldhouse take a spectacular dive. Twice.

127. You lost Charlie, and proceeded to tell all of Byres Road this fact.

128. You are devastated that nobody else sings the Cheers theme tune when Gregor walks into the room.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

129. You are quite glad that people have stopped singing the Cheers theme when you walk into the room.

130. When everybody knows your name.....

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.

131 two days on and you still sound like your throat was ripped out
132 you find your self watching clips of calamity jane on youtube and feel sentimental instead of gay

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wank for peace

122. Rob seems to reference you being Mr. T. every opportunity that he gets

saraH daly quit your jibba jabba

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wank for peace

133. You still think you have lung cancer.

134. You had "Power fist sex" with Emma Fraser.

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Damn, I aint tryin' to sucker noone mofo.