You know you were on the Weekend away when...

Fieldy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:01 pm

Why hasn't this been started before now? I'm a bit afraid no one's going to join in.

1. You witnessed the group lunge towards Desmonds empty spot above the fire to find he was gone!!!
2. You've danced in the style of various sea creatures, elements, and fascist leaders.
3. You think if Tyra had been there she'd have thought Claire Burkes ability to be the holocaust and make it pretty was FIIIIIERCE!!
4. You know that Claire Burke asleep 'is in fact, a sleeping human'.
5. You'd pay good money to see 'An audience with Kirsty Leith drunk'.
6. You think Kirsty and Rob should be a sitcom.
7. You had to go and get a hold of yourself after the emotional trauma of Articugate.
8. You've witnessed Kirsty Leith wrestle with the existential problems of rubber gloves' status as a hand...and yet not a hand.
9. You never realized it before but Colin Bryce bares a striking resemblance to Ross Gellar.
10. You wish Charlier Batchelor had played Morales(that's the right one isn't it? god I should really know)
11. You can't stop telling people what an uncannily good chicken Allen Matthews makes.
12. You rekindled your love of Disney.
13. You know how Ana Curto toys with the accepted rules of society through the incorrect assembling of jigsaws, and you like it!
14. You just realised no one went on the tandem bike! What a wasted opportunity!

Fieldy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:21 pm

14. You've caught the .com sickness.

p.s. Fyi, the reason I keep detagging myself from all the photos after people have nicely tagged me is that I called in sick to work on friday and I don't look very sick in those photos, or very in Glasgow. Just in case you thought I was simply undoing all your tagging work just to be annoying.

charlie · **Joined:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:41 pm **Posts:** 114

16. You've been to the green welly stop.
17. You've been to the green welly stop and bought temporary tattoos. You then feel a little left out as you're allergic, but then feel happy to be left out because you don't have a disfiguring birth mark.
18. You've seen Kirsty Leith's advances rebuffed by Kenny.
19. The black and white knight. Nuff said.
20. Egg-gate. Fritzel family values my arse - they're shitters.
21. You cooked bacon. Nobody ate bacon, so just put it in the oven and went back to sleep.
22. You know more about Victoria's car than Victoria herself.
23. You never ever ever want to see a jigsaw, ever again.
24. You now know that your default swear word is "Oh, cock."
25. For 48 hours, all your meals bar one involved bacon.
26. Beautiful. And Spirited!
27. There's a chunk out of your hand where you and Rob jumped for Desmond at the same time.
28. You've played dodgeball in both broken ankle territory and cow pat heaven.
29. There was a genuinely puzzled look on your face after the chicken run panto. Even if you were in it.
30. You've been chased by the chickens of doom.
31. You know bottles, coconuts and Rob should never be used in combination.
32. You've debated the differences between homeopaths, osteopaths, physiotherapists and chiropodists.
33. Best articulate guess - "It's a religious leader with four legs..." "er....er... the dalai lama?"
34. Howard the Parrot is eternally disturbed about the emotional trauma he suffered at being likened to a budgie.
35. You wept a little when you realised you'd slept through DVD and takeaway!

Geordie Sarah · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:19 am **Posts:** 192

36. You force people to add / <explainsomemoreinhere> and html after their .coms
37. You spent the exact minute of turning 23 by dressing as a chicken, rewriting the lyrics to modern major general and confusing people by launching into fisticuffs with Esther
38. You cried lots
39. You realised how gay you were when crying "Because you were happy" whilst listening to Disney and driving through Loch Ness
40. You had classical hour
41. Kathryn Hyde should never be allowed to work with children. Especially boys. Aged eight.
42. You witnessed Hydie nearly going to hit a cyclist on the arse with a ping pong bat
43. Whilst you shouted presenting.
44. Kirsty Leith is a serial drive by insulter. Watch out.
45. AHAHAHAHA! The Leithinator has caught on.
46. You laughed so much that not only have you lost your voice, you may have lost a fair few calories by laughing in such an animated fashion.
47. You paid £4 to visit the monster exhibition, and the highlight was the guy in the movie shouting "You twat"
48. Your organised fun took less than an hour to organize, but you still didn't break anything,
49. Team Fritzel clearly didn't play any family games other than incest.
50. Team Fritzel suck donkey baws when it comes to egg games.
51. You were involved with Hat-gate
52. You failed to remember hoisting Susanne in the air to defying gravity until the pictures came along.
53. You showed everyone the pictures, and that's when they remembered
54. Hydie is a Shetland Pony, right down to fashioning her hair on them.
55. You have a coconut in your flat.
56. The Leithinator is a legendary drunk
57. The woman running the hostel is a robot.
58. You think every establishment should have an honesty box.
59. Everyone thinks that you''re Japanese.
60. Hydie is determined to convince everyone that you're Russian.
61. You had the BEST WEEKEND AWAY EVER

Essyfessy · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:12 pm **Posts:** 111

62. You know Kirsty's feelings on incest 'if it feels good then that's ok'
63. you hate nature
64. you have bit of skin mising after organised fun.
65 you have horrible cecilian withdrawel.

Pippi · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:30 pm **Posts:** 121

66. You *still* have little bits of tattoo on your wrist. Temporary? Ha!
67. You feel you shocked a bus full of tourists in Balachulish on the way home by mong-dancing to It's Raining Men whilst eating ham sandwiches.
68. You know Victoria Bianchi is in fact Andy Jones.
69. You wrote messages and drew smiley faces in the sofa material.
70. You got on the train at Umbridge...
71. Esther in the woods is one of the funniest things in life.

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