I don't know, although I very much like all of the above suggestions
- here is how many
students it takes to change a lightbulb...
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Glasgow Uni - Seventy-six - one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold counter-protest
Strathclyde - Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch
Caledonian - Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time
RSAMD - Five - one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it
Edinburgh - One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
Heriot Watt - Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one
Napier - Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for it
St Andrews - Five - one to arrange the party, two to co-ordinate the press, one to call the electrician, and one to get daddy to pay for it all.
Dundee - Ten - one to buy and fit the bulb, and nine to petition for the electrification of Dundee
Aberdeen - Two - One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure
Stirling - None - Stirling looks better in the dark.
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