The Cecilian Society

1. You were a prop for/part of/witnessed/photographed the finest 4-tier Cecilian Pyramid in living memory.

2. You were viciously kicked by Rob McMillan and blood was trickling down your foot before you got so much as a plaster (and I don't believe I am the only one. He is full of spite)

3. You took 3 hours to eat a crepe, which may actually have been made from a chamois leather and Lidl's own nutella.

4. You’re terrified of going to a Ceilidh because you’re pathologically shy, you can’t dance at all and you don’t know the dances, but finally you take part because you know that lovely people like Moira Beaton are gonna be there with you.

5. You lose your Ceilidh virginity with Charlie Batchelor, and you feel like you’re gonna remember it for the rest of your life.

6. Then you dance with Sandy and he fucking tells you the fragrance you’re wearing… how could he possibly know? Best thing ever!

7. You think a Ceilidh is the best thing in the world and you absolutely love all Cecilians.

8. You want to marry Esther.

9. You think there’s nothing sexier in this world than a man in a kilt.

10. You seriously wish every guy in Spain wore kilts everyday.

11. You want to commit suicide because there are not such things as Ceilidhs in your country and you wish you could stay in Glasgow forever and have Cecilian Ceilidhs every night.

12. You agreed to be part of a threeway civil partnership with Julie and Yasmin and rename yourselves Phoebe, Frank and Lily and someone, I wanna say Esther? is going to be your child Frank Jnr. There was talk also of Frank Jnr Jnr,Chandler and Leslie but it wasn't resolved.
13. You got Strip the willow wrong, making it, I am almost certain, all 4 DD's you've attended that that has happened at.
14. Your feet ended saturday night soaked in GU dust and wine from all the barefoot dancing.
15. You sang 'Take me or Leave me' loudly to someone. Wait, wasn't that at one of the aftershows? or the weekend away? Or at the review?...
16. You got tearful at Merty's lovely speech, and actually still haven't really recovered from it.End of an era and all that.Or the end of the end of an era.
17. You were in the same room when Jenny Hughes took advantage of Colin Fyfes face but tragically were looking the other way!!

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

18. You successfully campaigned to get Ana Curto ceildh dancing
19. Your campaign was such a success that you think you only got one dance with her
20. You now have a ceildh related cut on your foot that your flatmate says looks like you've been biten
21. You know that "NOBODY WAS NAKED" under that duvet
22. You know that table 2 was the best because on demand we all put our napkins on our heads
23. You have been avoiding revision by looking at all the photos on facebook

[quote="Moira"]21. You know that "NOBODY WAS NAKED" under that duvet[/quote]

24. Yes, you know that nobody was naked, but you suspect that later on someone was definitely having one off the wrist under that duvet... or at least it seemed so :S:S

25. Your flat turned into some sort of brothel for the evening.
26. You know the Cecilian Fact that Laura McMeekin *almost* had intimate relations with Chris de Burgh in your bathroom.

(from Ben and Yasmin!)

27. You very much regret starting a 'You Know You Were at the Dinne(sic) Dance' thread, as you never anticipated this level of filth!

28. You were in love with Laura Baulds dress. And just Laura Bauld in general.
29. You wanted to get Jen Halliday, Moira, Yasmin, Laura Bauld and either of Karen, Kirsty Leith or Sarah Daly together to form a rainbow.